YIMing Marc

Ok, this was a weird conversation I had with Marc yesturday. I was cracking up laughing so hard, so I asked and he said I could share it. I won't post the entire convo though- we talk alot.

Marc: so, hows the ass?
Me: what ass?
Me: my ass?
Marc: yours?
Marc: your scorpio right?
Me: My ass is the best ass in the whole wide world- nobody's ass is even close to the perfect ass I have
Me: scorpio?
Marc: your sign, i forgot
Me: I am cancer
Marc: but does your ass still have the dimples
Me: I doubt they went away
Me: yup there they are
Marc: and you say it like a superhero, " I.....AM......CANCER!!!!"
Me: but of course
Marc: Cancer: (June 22—July 22) You'll help realize Western civilization's oldest dream, but it's only the one about getting to school late on exam day.
Me: I am CANCER the perfect ass-ed woman
Marc: yet you never let me see it
Marc: wanna see mine?
Me: it would blind you right now honey remember you don't have your sunglasses
Marc: Taurus: (April. 20—May 20) It's going to be a busy, nerve-wracking week, but by the end, you'll be elevated to Imperator For Life Of The Greater Taurus Economic Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Marc: i dont care, i wanna see
Me: can i see yours?
Marc: i have no cam, and if i did, the guys here wouldnt appreciate it
Me: drat!
Marc: Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21) Don't waste time developing a healthy body image, as your body will look a hell of a lot different starting Thursday.
Me: you don't wanna just see my ass in my pants though- so..
Marc: ahhhh, i wanted you to show me those undies your always talking about loving...and what did we learn about love? when you love something, share it with the world
Me: well, i don't know if you would feel the same love for my current undies as i do- they aren't a thong
Marc: what are they?
Me: boy briefs
Marc: after we broke up i started dating this nice cleaning lady from the drugstore i worked at
Me: they are white they are reAlly cute
Marc: we like the same things, like kung fu movies and gummy bears
Me: but angie is here now and so i can not show my ass
Marc: but she broke it off after i woke her up with a puppet i fashioned with a sock and her dentures
Marc: tell her to leave the room
Me: lol
Me: {here I put in the smiley that rolls on the floor laughing uncontrolably, henceforth refered to as ROFLMAO}
Me: ROFLMAO<-----angie
Marc: ahhh
Me:ROFLMAO <-----me
Marc:{he put in a smiley that looks like a nerd and raises his glasses- so wish I had those smilies on here} me
Me: he he


I had intended just to post what he said about the puppet, but hey so much of it was funny....